This lightweight cotton tee brings dry humor to everyday wear. A vintage-style illustration shows a bartender leaning across the bar and asking a forlorn horse, “Hey, buddy... Why the long face?” The image sits centered on a crisp white canvas, giving the joke room to breathe and the artwork to pop. Wear it to spark conversations, lighten a laid-back night out, or keep a smile handy on slow coffee-shop mornings. The retail cut and crew neck make it easy to layer under jackets or pair with jeans for a low-effort, witty look. Sustainably produced and soft against the skin, it’s built for repeat wear without losing shape or comfort. Product features - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort - Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention - Side seams for added structure and a retail fit that layers neatly - DTF/DTG label and sleeve print options; tear-away label to reduce irritation - REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with Fair Labor Association and WRAP standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean